Ok... you ask for it.......
Congressman: I'm running for United States Congress in District 2.
Borat: (You are) a strong man. He will crush his opponents and (you) will be powerful like Stalin and not tolerate people who are bad.
Congressman: Well, actually, I wouldn't compare myself to Stalin ...
Borat: Will you vote for my friend?
Female passer-by: Well, I probably will, but I don't ever tell people who I vote for before I vote.
Borat: If you do not vote for him, he will take power!
Female passer-by: Well, it depends on whether he gets enough votes or not.
Borat: I will not leave until you swear on the eyes of your child that you will vote for him.
Many people try to tell me that Kazakhstan is primitive. It is not primitive. We have seven swimming pools. Two with water to the top!
Signing off...have the nice weekend!!!